- Historic Jamestown—which, she may be surprised to discover, has changed very little since her last visit
- The Kentucky Derby—where her hat, while fancy, is unlikely to be the fanciest
- Wrestlemania Revenge in the Roanoke Civic Center**
On her way out, she plans to stop in Canada and pick up one of those 1 million dollar coins with her picture on it.***
* I totally made that up.